This is Welltun Cares Reviews, where I, your Host, criticize and make fun of creative people far more talented by myself. Is it out of envy? Ignorance? Or maybe, just maybe I know what I’m talking about?
Who knows!
Reviews come in two styles: Short & Sweet and, my personal favorite, Incredibly Long! No matter the quality or my personal opinion of the film , there is a good chance that I tease. It’s all in good fun. Unless I hate the flick. But that only stands to reason.
Each review has a rating, because of course it does. It is a two prong system, where I rate the quality of the movie as I see it, then I rate how much I enjoyed the film. I lean story over anything else, just so that’s clear.
Below is a list of the current flicks reviewed on the site in order of appearance. With the occasional look back at previous versions of this site, watch as I grow as a critic. Or descend into a bitter, crazy old man. Will YOU be able to tell the difference?
Thanks for stopping by. I hope you enjoy what I offer. And don’t mind the jackalopes. They’re harmless.
Probably.
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Current Reviews
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The Bridge Curse
A group of young college students set up a test of courage that unleashes a vindictive ghost.
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Phantasm
Spoiler Free Synopsis A teen finds strange things going on General Information Here’s a bit more on today’s feature: While … More
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Dead & Buried
Visitors to the small town of Potter’s Bluff meet with a most unpleasant (and murderous) welcoming party.
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Killdozer!
An alien force stalks construction workers on a remote island. This 1974 TV movie stars Clint Walker, Carl Betz and … More
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Friday the 13th
A group of young people make the mistake of trying to reopen the wrong campground.
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