Also Known As:
The Black Cat
Demons 6: De Profundis
First posted in
a different form
on July 19, 2011
Two minutes, I knew Il gatto nero was a mess. Not ten minutes into this movie and I wanted to watch something else. And worse? The movie itself was giving suggestions as to what to seek out. Such wonderful, wonderful suggestions.
But, as you’re reading this you know that I did indeed watch all of Il gatto nero. Watched it all and wrote a review for it.
I’d like to tell you this was due to some sense of duty. Some need to warn the world. Some inner strength that all great reviewers have.
This, though, would be a lie. The only reason I finished this review is because I couldn’t find the movies I really wanted to watch. Despite searching.
God damn it.
Amusingly, now that I’m rebooting my site, I can find the movies I wanted to watch quite easily.
Il gatto nero? Not so much.
Big tears streaming down my face.
In any case, I hope that my extreme anguish is your great pleasure. You sadists. The review begins on the next page.