Ewald André Dupont
First posted in
a different form
on July 14, 2011
A professor taps his primordial side in the hopes of proving that prehistoric man was superior to the modern version. The results are The Neanderthal Man, an ape-like savage trapped in a world he doesn’t understand.
Oh, and he also creates sabretooth tigers. Because who wouldn’t if they could?
The Neanderthal Man might have been a decent Horror flick. Trouble is, it’s weighted down with a variety of problems. A bad script, mostly, though there is a sabretooth tiger prop that tests “Seeing is believing” to its limits (the curious can click here without threat of spoilers).
Because of this problems, I’m giving The Neanderthal Man a bad mark, though it’s a close one. Were we to be anal about the scoring, it be more .75 that .5.
But I’m not going to do that.
Because my scoring would become even more anal and obscure than it already is.
While at certain points I found myself involved in The Neanderthal Man, I find myself disliking the film the more I think about it. (0.5 point). Bottom line? If you need to see a professor turning into a caveman movie, seek out Monster on Campus instead.
Overall Score: 1 total point out of a possible 4